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Joke of the Day
"What do all Amish girls want? Two Mennonite"
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"Come here you greedy wretch. I'll teach you to eat all your sister's birthday chocs. It's all right Dad I know how !"
"A dark sense of humor is like a Make-A-Wish child, never gets old."
"90% of Men in Chicago have had shower sex The other 10% have never been to prison."
"When I was a kid my older brother dared me to take a bite of a Monopoly board. It was a little gamey."
"What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright? Dim Sum."
"Hitler was bad. He is going to Heil. get it? heil?"
"That'll do it! How do you kill a vegetarian vampire? You stab him with a steak to the heart."
"What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom? The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2."
"[does his regular grocery shopping] Cashier: having a kid's birthday party? Me: ...................yes."