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Joke of the Day

"If an illegal immigrant got into a fight with a pedophile Would it be called Alien vs Predator? Edit:I honestly was unaware that this joke had been done before. Not a big robot chicken fan. My bad"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Cold and bitter."

"What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)"

"weekend plans: -solitude -cheese"

"You do realize that if you save yourself for marriage, you'll only have sex like three or four times ever?"

"I like my men like I like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer."

"The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say ""Die slowly"" and ""die quickly"". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian."

"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""

"Letsh Have Shex! Horny Sean Connery"

"When I was in college, I had sex roughly 5 times a week... but I had sex gently a lot more."