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Joke of the Day

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"I wanted to grill something good for watching today's horse race But my butcher didn't have any Belmont steaks"

"What's going on in Paris is outrageous. You think the french would have surrendered by now."

"I work as a product designer for a condom company. This annoying frog keeps advising me on my designs. ""Rib it! Rib it!"""

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves.... Free!"

"I think the Tuskegee Airmen were incredibly brave... ...not only were they fighter pilots, they all had syphilis!"

"Started my new healthy diet today. Breakfast is 2 almonds, I lick an apple for lunch, and dinner is yelling at a picture of myself naked."

"Steak puns... a rare medium well done."

"Where do poor noodles live? The spaghetto."

"why did the pacifist stay away from cows? To avoid unnecessary beef."