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Joke of the Day

"I work as a product designer for a condom company. This annoying frog keeps advising me on my designs. ""Rib it! Rib it!"""

"In hindsight, i shouldn't have said 'surprise me' when the judge was about to sentence me"

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps could finish a race"

"I like my sex like I like my banana trees If it won't bear fruit, it's not appealing."

"What do you get if you shoot a Mexican golfer? A hole in Juan."

"I have OCD and ADHD... So everything has to be just right, but only for a little while."

"Dr Horrible got a great deal on getting into the Evil League of Evil It only cost him a Penny"

"Planning on starting a restaurant called 'Cobalt 60'. Food will obviously be something to die for."

"What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common? Both of them are hard to pull out of."

"I'm a cop and I got caught choking the chicken in public I was revoked of my badge and sentenced to three years jail time. The chicken filed a civil rights suit and received 3 million in reparations"