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Joke of the Day
"Steak puns... a rare medium well done."
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"Chuck Norris isn't real... If he had been real, he would've come here and probably smash my head on my keyboarjfjcjcndndjxucbfjdi oejebhh jdudyehsbsj"
"you're lucky I can teach you how to shave my dad wasnt around to teach me. now watch *presses razor against face and moves head up and down*"
"What's the cheapest type of meat to buy?? Deer balls; because they're under a buck."
"Let us not judge a man based on the color of his skin, but by which character he picks in Super Smash Bros."
"What letter never satisfies it's wife? The quick E"
"Star Wars Joke... If Finn hooks up with Rey... He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something EDIT: formatting"
"Why did Hitler fail math in high school? Because he could never get to the Final Solution."
"I'd say 20% of my day is spent trying to convince the dog we're not about to be murdered by the UPS guy, mailman, squirrels, ice dispenser.."
"I hate leaving when my phone isn't charged to 100%"