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Joke of the Day
"What's going on in Paris is outrageous. You think the french would have surrendered by now."
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"I went to a store that carried only three items It was an inconvenience store"
"What do you call a group of politically similar crows? A cawcus"
"How does James Bond sleep? Around."
"Why do Central Americans hop the U.S. Border in groups of 4 or more? Because the sign says no tres-passing."
"What do Trump supporters and child molesters have in common? They both like immature assholes."
"At the planetarium with my family. I think my wife was surprised to discover she's not the center of the universe."
"What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo? He got turd degree burns."
"The Expendables 2 Review: I haven't seen that much shooting in a movie since I went to watch The Dark Knight Rises."
"*rips finished page from adult coloring book* *puts it on daughter's toy kitchen fridge*"