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Joke of the Day
"What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree? Camembert!"
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"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? Everywhere."
"Saw an ad for a used battery in the paper today: ""Slightly rusty, in need of repair but has potential"""
"A scotsman, an englishman and an irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""
"Penis nicknames My ex-girlfriend nicknamed my penis after her favorite rapper, Biggie. So I nicknamed her boobs after my favourite country band, Rascal Flatts."
"Chuck Norris' prostate has eaten dozens of doctor's middle fingers."
"My girlfriend has terrible eyesight... she's always accidentally sleeping with other guys. Poor girl."
"When a track star gets best time in a race they ""Break a record"" but when I do it I've ""Falsely entered a Special Olympics event""."
"What does the south call friends with benefits? Cousins....."
"What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? My son won't eat broccoli."