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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris' prostate has eaten dozens of doctor's middle fingers."
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"Working at the office the other day and a lady came up to me and asked for a hole punch, didn't know she knew about my signature move."
"A set of jumper cables walks into a pub...... And the barman says, ""You can come in here mate but don't start anything! """
"What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender? Pure-eh"
"4-year-old: *puts on ballerina dress* *puts on ballerina shoes* *puts on ballerina tiara* Me: Who are you supposed to be? 4: A ninja."
"What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards? Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents."
"Hi, childless people. I just meticulously peeled the skin off a pickle. Cuz the pickle was ""bumpy."" Enjoy your day. Not de-bumping pickles."
"Infidel. It's where I want to be, thanks to my fetish for Cuban politicians."
"Why do Asian parents never have a white baby? Cause two Wongs don't make a white"
"Spell anaesthetize! Harry was sad when reddit was unaffected."