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Joke of the Day
"What does the south call friends with benefits? Cousins....."
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"""Daddy, are we poor?"" Compared to the vast majority of humans on earth? No. ""Compared to my friends?"" Oh yes, sweety. As the very dirt."
"HR: You know why we called you down? Me:Hm. Promotion? HR: You know we monitor internet usage right? Me: I'd like to reporting a hacking."
"Boy: Hey girl, you are ABCDEFGHIJK Girl: What?! Boy: Amazing, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, foxy, gorgeous, hot Girl: Awww, what about the IJK?? Boy: IM JUST KIDDING!!!!"
"My friend was going to Ethiopia, so I asked him ""Have you ever had Ethiopian food?"" ""No, sadly"" ""That's ok, neither have they"""
"A girl a day keeps the hand away."
"If you want someone to like you never text first. If they text you then don't text back. Never, ever talk. It's the only way to make it work"
"A man walks into a bar and is immediately disqualified from the Limbo World Championships."
"French Knock Knock Joke Frappe Frappe ! - Qui est la? Losty - Losty qui? Oui, c'est pourquoi j'ai frappe!"
"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels..."