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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? My son won't eat broccoli."
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"A little girl and a little boy were sitting in a bathtub together.. The little girl looks down and asks, ""can I touch it?"" He answers, ""NO WAY- YOU ALREADY BROKE YOURS OFF!"""
"""Update the force, Luke"" Adobe Wan Kenobi"
"what does a 9 volt battery and your girlfriend's arsehole have in common? Even though you know you shouldn't you give them both a lick"
"If a glow worm were to have its tail cut off ... ... would it be de-lighted?"
"Doctor Joke 'What's the diagnosis doctor?' 'What is your zodiac sign?' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'"
"Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do..."
"Why didn't the bunny hop? No bunny knows... :("
"First rule to losing weight as a political world leader You only get out what you Putin."
"Lincoln and Twilight opening the same weekend? Once again, Abe gets killed in a theater, and he's already fought vampires once this year."