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Joke of the Day

"My son on the morning of his prom: ""Well, it just occurred to me that I paid $130 to go to my school at night."""

"""Hi yes I'd like to attempt the Cheeseburger challenge"" ""Very good sir"" [ripped as hell cheeseburger runs out of the kitchen & bodyslams me]"

"So, in light of CISA becoming a law, I give you this joke about governments trampling people's rights: [Deleted by NSA]"

"What is Darth Vader's least favorite band? Faith No More"

"A Chinese couple, Jane and Jack Wong, was killed by the White Walkers but never came back to life .. .. because ""two wongs don't make a wight [1]"" [1] http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Wights"

"What do you call the child of two redheads? Ginger bread"

"I just had to think to remember how to write a capital ""P"", so if anyone needs a tutor for their kid or anything, hit me up."

"Casual, but fun. Casual butt fun. That extra ""t"" can ruin your night."

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ? Disney Movies still touch kids"

"[robbing Whole Foods] ""All the cash in a bag NOW!"" 100% organic reusable bag ok? ""Yes!"" [puts half the cash] I had to charge for the bag"