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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the child of two redheads? Ginger bread"
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"What do you call a cheap circumcision? Rip-off."
"Says I get this funny feeling that people are reading the things I type here but maybe I'm just being paranoid."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's an obscure number and you've probably never heard of it."
"How is an American teen girl different from an Arab teen girl. An American teen girl gets stoned *before* she has sex."
"What do you call a Mexican Baptism? Bean dip."
"I wish there was a sarcasm font so people could read my humour and not be offended."
"What do dark humour and food have in common? Only some people get it."
"A thief stole my gate the other day, but I didn't report him I was afraid he might take a fence"
"What do you call three Irish lumberjacks? Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!"