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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the child of two redheads? Ginger bread"

"If you like pee jokes... ...urine luck."

"So a seal walks into a club. The end."

"What's brown, green and fuzzy and if it fell from s tree it would kill you? A pool table..."

"How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram."

"Why was Plutarch considered a great comedian? He was the first to practice dead-pan-delivery."

"Survey gone wrong.. or right?? On a survey for 'which conditioner you use?' 99% of the womens said 'aaahhhhhh.....get out of my shower!!!!'"

"Nice try, dogs who wear ""Please Don't Pet Me, I'm Working"" vests."

"Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan? Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool. All credit goes to the apples and apples folks."