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Joke of the Day

"Larry La Prise, the creator of the hokey pokey died this week.... Every thing went well with the funeral except putting the body in the casket They put the left leg in.... And then the trouble started"

"I started chewing nicotine gum the other day. I don't smoke, but I gradually want to start. =)"

"Slogan idea for a Braille company Loads of high quality Braille products, many of which you've never seen before!"

"I refused to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"I've haven't eaten gluten for a week... and I, personally, already feel *so* annoying."

"What's the best insult you can tell someone?"

"A doctor, a lawyer, a priest, a rabbi, and a nun all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""What is this? A Joke?"""

"I want to get stoned like I cheated on my Iranian husband."

"Girl with small feet? Will do great in kitchen"

"Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong? They're always in de Nile."