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"Girl with small feet? Will do great in kitchen"
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"Did you hear about Draymond Green's new comedy road show? It's like Gallagher, but instead of watermelons he only smashes kiwis."
"If clouds became sentient... They would take over the world."
"Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally."
"""Beep."" Zebra walking past a self service checkout."
"How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb? does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?"
"I would never give you a death sentence. It would be more like a paragraph."
"Being rich seems convenient."
"When Snoop Dogg proposed He got down on bended knee, opened up a box with a ring in it and said: ""Marriage. Wanna?"""
"Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, Water gets chuck norrised"