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Joke of the Day

"I've haven't eaten gluten for a week... and I, personally, already feel *so* annoying."

"Why don't eggs like comedians? Cause they always crack them up"

"most recent posts on this sub Knock knock Who's there? /r/jokes /r/jokes who? Hahahahahaha!!!! it's an inside joke"

"Americans have some weird slang... Like calling shooting ranges high schools"

"I don't know why everyone says quitting smoking is so hard; I've done it hundreds of times."

"[NSFW] Offensive as Fuck What's big and blue and has 300 nipples? The dumpster outside the breast cancer clinic."

"Next OSX version announced!!! It will be called ""El Chapo"""

"Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up."

"What kind of root is only easy to find on paper? *A square one.*"

"An old man was asking God: ""God, how much time do I have until I'll die?"" And God answered: ""Nine."" ""God, is that you? What do you mean? Nine months? Nine years?"" ""Eight, seven, six..."""