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Joke of the Day

"Why do abortion clinics make bad OP's? ... because they don't deliver..."

"do you like icecream? then maybe you should marry it"

"What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea? The South Will Rise Again"

"A man walks into a fancy dress party carrying a woman on his back... The host asks the man why this is so. ""Oh, I'm a tortoise and this is Michelle"" says the man."

"MOM: putting him in sports was a bad idea DAD: yup ME (in right field wearing my cup on my face): hey coach look at me I'm Bane lol"

"I went to the Zoo today, only animal there was a dog... It was a Shih Tzu"

"How do you advertise a motor home? A trailer"

"Scary is handing your car keys to the same kid who unintentionally locked himself in the bathroom that morning."

"She was only a gas-welder's daughter ... ... but she had acetylene tips"

"Me: u can walk around without shoes Teacher: right Me: but after a while it hurts your feet Teacher: ok Me: so time wounds all the heels"