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Joke of the Day
"I went to the Zoo today, only animal there was a dog... It was a Shih Tzu"
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"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist bastard."
"What do you call a stallion that's had its balls chopped off? A eunuch-orn"
"Have a drink My friend told me to get a beer as I looked like I had a rough day. I looked at him and said ""With your face, you must be an alcoholic."""
"Spatula would be a pretty name for a girl. A girl who spreads easily."
"tonight at the bar, ask a woman if you can buy her a drink. If she says yes, hand that lucky lady a Starbucks gift card and walk away"
"I heard my neighbour was stealing everyone else's Viagras... That was kind of a dick move."
"I'll tell you a gay joke, butt fuck it. (yeah yeah the joke is old, so am I)"
"Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico? He couldn't find three wise men or a virgin."
"You know you're getting old when people say you look young..:)"