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Joke of the Day

"Why are Michael J. Fox's milkshakes the best? He uses the best ingredients Stay classy ;)"

"What do you call an airplane's cockpit if it's staffed by female pilots? The Box Office."

"I went on a date with a drinking straw. It really sucked."

"Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach? They don't like getting sand in their crack."

"My parents never asked me to run away from home, but there were many unexplained one way tickets."

"What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite? The where petrified."

"Got my dad today nope nevermind, he ran away again"

"2 Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine, both in hospital...one's in a korma.."

"Where do generals keep their armies? in their sleevies"

"Did you hear about the kind and humble Jew that donated a lot of money to charity? Neither did I."