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Joke of the Day

"What's the most depressed thing in the bathroom? The toilet. It always takes all the shit."

"This morning I woke up to a tap on my front door. My plumber has a weird sense of humour."

"I was going to buy a drawbridge But apparently they're let downs."

"Have you heard of the joke about the broken coinfactory? It doesn't make cents"

"there has been a shooting at the Westboro Baptist church... police report 3 dozen cheerful bystanders, yet nobody claims to have seen who did it."

"Whats the difference between a performance by a female pornstar and an act by an escape artist? One is a cunning stunt, the other has a stunning cunt."

"How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar? Even the pool tables have no balls"

"Do you want to hear a powerball joke? Sorry, odds are you won't get it."

"Yelling ""YOU MONSTER!"" after someone farts in a public bathroom feels pretty great."

"I used to joke that someday a person's tweets would be held against them as they ran for President but now there's Trump so I guess not."