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Joke of the Day

"Why did the brake pedal see a therapist? Because it was depressed."

"Trash can and chileans(Geopolitic humour) what is the difference between a trash can and a Chilean? The word"

"Went to the car wash and asked for one of those Brazilian wax jobs everyone's been talking about."

"I'm not ready for a child, I should have never banged that stork."

"hey pregnant lady slowly crossing the street on a green light it's a baby not a forcefield"

"Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs? In *Arakh* Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly."

"""Fuck it"" - guy in charge of naming the hot air balloon"

"What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs? Banner."

"With Tim Cook being gay and all... It's no wonder he likes dongles so much."

"I don't agree with all the critics towards priests nowadays. They are actually the only ones who slow down with their car when near a school."