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Joke of the Day
"Today I learned that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs through your ""jeans"""
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"MY ROOMBA IS SOMEHOW LOOSE OUTDOORS AND I'M TERRIFIED OF THE CONSEQUENCES FOR THE ECOSYSTEM AS IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS."
"At the car dealership - Hello, i'm interested in buying an Alfa . - Romeo? - Juliet ?"
"Why is it impossible to starve in a desert? Because of the sand, which is everywhere."
"I only watch ""Game of Thrones"" because I'm trying catch a background extra wearing a wristwatch."
"What do a plate of homemade brownies and a golden shower have in common? Urine for a treat."
"What do spies say in bed? Shh I'm undercovers"
"What's the difference between a hotel and a lodge? You can't hotel your dick into someone's ass."
"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipes his butt."
"How do you get a guy to stop having sex with you? Get him off."