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Joke of the Day
"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipes his butt."
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"A Scotsman is out walking with his girlfriend. They walk by a hot dog stand, and the girl exclaims, ""Mmm, that smells so good!"" ""Oh,"" the Scotsman answers, ""do you want to go walk past it again?"""
"I was at Redbox, but I didn't know what to watch. I consulted my groceries, and my pizza said, ""Keep Frozen."""
"If there's ever an apocalypse, you'll recognize me because I'll be the zombie wearing flip flops"
"How did Helen Keller discover masturbation? She tried to read her own lips."
"The U.K. has no money Sorry for poor English"
"I wish i was Batman Because my parents would be dead."
"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore? He kept on getting nailed into the boards."
"What did the celebrity say to the tabloid? ""You discussed me!"""
"They should make a medal for anyone who uses a whole tube of chapstick before losing it."