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Joke of the Day

"MY ROOMBA IS SOMEHOW LOOSE OUTDOORS AND I'M TERRIFIED OF THE CONSEQUENCES FOR THE ECOSYSTEM AS IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS."

"What do light and hard have in common? You can sleep with a light on."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bassoon ! Bassoon who ? Bassoon things will be better !"

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish... and he'll be fined for fishing without a license."

"Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport? Because he was Snowden..."

"How long does 8 sleep for? Forever."

"Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two? In case he got a hole in one."

"Never ever stop pushing yourself. They say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Go beyond it and create history."

"Enough with the cutesy-chubby sidekicks, 3D animation studios."

"It's black, and when it falls out of a tree your piano breaks. Your piano."