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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a guy to stop having sex with you? Get him off."
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"Just heard this one at the pub: What do you call a monkey with a suicide vest? Ba***boom!*** ^(Don't worry, I kicked him out the door.)"
"What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive. He would be alive."
"This bread is my meat, this wine is my blood... ... and this beer and milk are... -Master, that's enough, I ran out of ink!"
"No one is listening until you fart."
"What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"
"What's below the Pyrenees? A pair of ankles"
"Baby seal So, a baby seal walks into a club... ... ..."
"Did you dream of me, baby? -Are you a swimming pool full of Lucky Charms & milk? No, silly. -Then no."
"'Dad, how do you feel about abortions?' Why don't you ask your sister? But I don't have a .........oooooh."