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Joke of the Day
"At the car dealership - Hello, i'm interested in buying an Alfa . - Romeo? - Juliet ?"
Next Joke
"My wife wants me to take a walk with her today. I'll be on a short leash though so I won't run off into the woods like last time."
"We're supposed to lose all the trees by 2020 but if we work hard, we can make it by 2018."
"My wife caught me again on the couch with my iPad & a hand towel while I was putting lotion on my feet with my pants off."
"Well, you know what they say about nice guys... ..they always let girls come first."
"Why are pirates so fat? They eat too many cAAARRRRRbs."
"If it looks like a duck & quacks like a duck, it's a murderer, disguised as a duck."
"Where do muslim terrorists go when they die? INTO BUILDINGS"
"I know I need to lose weight when.. I ask my boyfriend ""do I look fat in these knickers ? "" and he says "" what knickers ?"""
"""It goes from zero to sixty in 5 seconds."" ""Great. And exactly how much cocaine can I fit in the glove box?"" - Anyone buying a white BMW"