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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hotel and a lodge? You can't hotel your dick into someone's ass."

"Why was the umbilical cord sad? He got cut from the naval base."

"Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? [NSFW] Because it's full of Arab seamen."

"What did the drowning number theorist yell? LOG LOG LOG LOG"

"What do you get when you mix an owl with a rooster? A cock who stays up all night."

"Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate? It made it easier to deal with high C's"

"*i got to get into bed but theres a walrus in there* *i ask him politely to move* *he wont move* *i have to sleep on the floor & im annoyed*"

"I like my women like I like my politics The more Bush the better"

"Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store? For the Watch."

"How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1"