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Joke of the Day

"A woman asked me ""What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?"" I said ""Congratulations!!!"""

"what do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!"

"Lawyer: The defense rests Judge: Counselor, your rebuttal? Lawyer: HAHAHA that sounded like ""you're a butthole"" Judge: LOLOLOL #Buttle"

"""It's okay, little buddy. Mommy cries when her bottle is empty, too."""

"""Every cloud has a silver lining."" - Terribly inaccurate meteorologist"

"At first, I was merely a stock trading enthusiast... ...but now I'm fully invested."

"What's Hitler's favorite letter? Well, it's not Z."

"The girl I have a date with tonight texted and said 'I have no gag reflex ;) ' So I guess that means I'm taking her to a Nicolas Cage movie"

"They found Ellen Degeneres dead today. She was face down in Ricki Lake. Did I do it right this time?"

"What would you do? if your uncle jack helped you down off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?"