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Joke of the Day
"At first, I was merely a stock trading enthusiast... ...but now I'm fully invested."
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"A punchline my Japanese girlfriend came up with: What's black, white, and red all over? A Black Santa Claus!!!"
"What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony"
"I remember the difference between vertical and horizontal because vertical gives you vertigo and horizontal because whores get laid."
"how do you catch a unique cat? unique up on it. (im sorry)"
"Hedgehogs Why can't they just share the hedge?"
"Ian: ""I baked you a pie to say sorry for backing over your cat in my car."" Tim: ""You did what?!"" Ian: ""Baked you a pie."""
"Two nuns... There are two nuns in a bath. One says, ""where's the soap?"" The other says, ""it does rather, doesn't it!"""
"So I married way too young... Oops, she spells it Wei Tu Yung"
"I'm starting to think the guy offering to check for lumps inside his van was not as legit as his cardboard certificate claimed."