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Joke of the Day

"Halloween Dress Code: Men: super hero, monster, funny thing, famous people. Women: super whore, monster whore, funny whore, famous whore"

"I have a phobia of over engineered buildings It's a complex complex complex."

"What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common? The cold never bothered them anyway......"

"Do a little dance... Drink a lot of rum... Fall down tonight..."

"I heard a bunch of Chinese people chanting ""We want rights! We want rights!"" They must be scared of the dark or something."

"Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink? Space Bars"

"Don't you love it when you order salt at McDonald's and you accidentally get some fries!"

"I shouldn't be entrusted with responsibility. I took my pet rock to the lake for an afternoon of swimming... He drowned. RIP Dwayne"

"My entire life I have never been able to finish anything. Most recent is this punch"

"Customer spelling her name: Me: Is that V as in Victor or Z as in Zebra? Her: Z as in Xylophone. And this, kids, is why education is key."