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Joke of the Day

"I have a phobia of over engineered buildings It's a complex complex complex."

"50 Shades of Spalding Gray 7 years of decay and the East River."

"How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today."

"The next time I hear a racist or sexist joke, I won't stand for it!! I'll sit because it's much more comfortable."

"What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"How do you impress a girl? By growing up."

"Chuck Norris can't fuck with Kanye! lool Chuck Norris is the only person Kanye West won't interrupt!"

"Getting laughs on Facebook is like going down to the elementary school and dunking on the six foot goals."

"[1st date] *recalls buddy said women like a manly man* *but also, be sensitive* I like to work with my hands, But splinters make me cry."

"I tried explaining to someone why smoking weed is bad for you. To be blunt, I don't think they were paying much attention."