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Joke of the Day

"Customer spelling her name: Me: Is that V as in Victor or Z as in Zebra? Her: Z as in Xylophone. And this, kids, is why education is key."

"What do you call a corrupt lawyer? Senator."

"What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21? Down's in the dumps"

"In 1839 an Arab man made the first condom The condom was made of goat intestines. In 1844, a British scientist revolutionized the condom by removing the intestines from the goat first"

"I've opened a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50."

"A List of Shitty Jokes 1. This joke. 2."

"Can /r/jokes start using NSFW tags for jokes with crude humor/language?"

"Doctor doctor I can't concentrate one minute I'm ok and the next minute I'm blank! And how long have you had this complaint? What complaint?"

"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar Nazi? there, their, they're."

"What did southern, black children bring to school to eat? Lynchables"