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Joke of the Day

"Sure, Aphrodite poses naked in a giant clam shell, she's a goddess. But when I do it, I'm ''drunk' and 'no longer welcome at the aquarium'."

"Plutonium smells just like shit. Pu."

"I Love when my Friends help to Identify themselves as Technologically-Retarded Idiots by changing their Status to: ""WOW I can't believe that you can see who is viewing your Profile!""..."

"What insect lives on nothing ? A moth because it eats holes"

"Dave was hard at work It was really quite awkward for his female coworkers."

"How do you tell if you're at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like crap"

"Do you know how old I am? I'm so old that I was around when the Dead Sea was just sick. (Told to me by my grandfather)"

"What makes perfect sense? The U.S. mint (cents)"

"Is this subreddit a vacuum? Because it sure does suck."

"The Macarena is pretty menacing if you do it in silence in the queue at the bank."