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Joke of the Day

"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""In Jesus name, amen,"""

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"I've been trying to hide my erectile dysfunction from my girlfriend... But I just don't think I can keep it up for much longer."
"Dirty funny What do you get when there are two nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chin? A Dick in your mouth."
"To all those people who never finish what they start, I say..."
"*sees a car with a ""how am i driving"" bumper sticker* *calls the phone number* ME: buddy i think it's with a steering wheel"
"Coke is just cherry coke after it's lost its virginity."
"How do you calm down a grammar Nazi? There they're their..."
"Husband: Honey why are there broken condoms on the couch? Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names."
"[judging dog show] DOG: [barks] ME: [ticks clipboard] This one's working fine AUDIENCE MEMBER: You have misunderstood what's required of you"
"I'm right 97% of the time. So who cares about the other 4%?"
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