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Joke of the Day

"To all those people who never finish what they start, I say..."

"What do you call a gay milkman? A dairy queen."

"How do you make a baby boy cry twice? Make him suck your bloody dick."

"Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino? He was caught counting carbs."

"A crane fell in NYC today today a friend told me. I asked if it was Niles or Frasier"

"I over-think, therefore I ruin everything"

"what does 'B' in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for ?"

"There were 99 people on a boat, and then it turned over. How many were left? 66."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's 'aarrrggh' but it's really the 'sea!' Tell me your favorite corny one liner jokes"

"The internet connection on my phone seems to be at its fastest when I've clicked the wrong link."