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Joke of the Day
"Coke is just cherry coke after it's lost its virginity."
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"What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset? The variables aren't necessarily related."
"What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend? taking out a provoloan"
"A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her he shouts out the window... ""Pull over!"" ""No"" she shouts back ""a pair of socks!"""
"How to win the war on drugs... .1) Legalize all drugs. .2) Require that all drugs must be purchased through Comcast customer service."
"god: now to create a universe for man, my most beloved creation lucifer: what if u make like 99.999% of it kill them instantly god: lol ok"
"One direction splitting up? My daughter just announced to me she is in d-Niall :-)"
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the cutest of them all? the mirror laughed & made a grunt & said ""not you, you ugly c*nt."
"Our 2-year-old is entertaining everyone at the restaurant by screeching like a seagull every fifteen seconds."
"It's cute how I ordered 2 drinks and the bartender asked if I wanted to wait for the other person to be seated"