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Joke of the Day

"I'm right 97% of the time. So who cares about the other 4%?"

"What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time? You're really bustin' Machops!"

"Obama says he supports gay marriage because his views have ""evolved."" Republicans unsure which half of the sentence to get more angry about."

"Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? It was a bit bazaar."

"I have two problems in my life. My math sucks."

"Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? Because 69 was a mouthful"

"Oh you have a hard time gaining weight? That's cool. Here, hold this grenade."

"There's a band called 1023mb They haven't had any gigs yet."

"Body scans and genital fondlings would save more lives if our Government was paying to have them done in hospitals rather than airports."

"How do you get an iraqi woman pregnant? Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest."