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"What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !"
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"With so many gay people nowadays... It's hard to keep them all straight."
"Just read an amazing book called ""Zero Gravity"" I couldn't put it down!"
"Clickbaits seem so obvious... Just like this one."
"What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road? Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them"
"""So you're a foodie? What's a foodie?"" ""We enjoy eating out and trying new food."" ""So you're like everyone else, except you brag about it?"""
"Given how many times they've been screwed by hurricanes, it's time to change the name of the Virgin Islands."
"long-term plan is to let my debt build into the millions and when I die have a golden tombstone that says COME COLLECT IT IN HELL, TAX MAN"
"[God waking up with a hangover] last night was a blur. Whose prayers did I answer? [sees Trump leading in the polls] uh oh"