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Joke of the Day
"What has ten letters and starts with gas? ""flatulence"""
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"I've been thinking about getting a tattoo and I've finally decided on this one. I don't know what it means, but it looks really cool! "
"The best part about being a grown-up is not having to answer to ANYONE! (What's that, honey? Be right there.)"
"One day my kids are gonna be like ""please let us off the roof"" and ill reply ""400 on black"" because ill be at a roulette table far far away."
"Just had to cut ties with the girl I was dating after I found out we both wanted different things. She wanted a relationship and I wanted a better looking girlfriend."
"A Jewish kid wants to go to the mall... and asks his dad for forty dollars. ""Thirty dollars?"" he replies. ""What do you need twenty dollars for?"""
"The fifth season will start in a few days Nuclear Winter"
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know yet. My Basement is still dark."
"I came back from vacation with a serious addiction ...to the hokey-pokey, but I turned myself around."
"""Four, five, six, one, two, three, seven, eight, nine, ten! Coming, ready or not!"" George Lucas playing hide and seek"