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Joke of the Day
"What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !"
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"What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet."
"If I were an old Chinese man I would never say anything, just nod and laugh strategically to freak people out"
"Where I from? Please tell me."
"What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python? A jellybean."
"Lost a couple FB friends overnight. Hopefully they just died and it wasn't something I said..."
"What's that worthless little piece of skin around the vagina called? The woman."
"I was watching the film, 'A Perfect Murder,' with my wife She told me she was getting scared. ""Is it the storyline?"" I asked. ""Not really,"" she replied. ""Stop taking notes."""
"Why can't you put the punchline in the title? What do you say to piss off a redditor?"
"How does Moses make his coffee? He-brews it"