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Joke of the Day
"Gross. Now I can't eat salmonilla without thinking about eggs."
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"How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream."
"Most Racist Joke I Have Heard (told to me by a devout Chinese Jew) whats the worst part about being a black jew? getting put in the back of the oven."
"Mein kampf es su kampf"
"Your beliefs don't make you a better person, your behavior does."
"So my grandmother came up to me and asked me to cut a piece of fabric into strips for her. I asked her ""What width?"" She replied: ""with scissors of course."""
"How do you say constipated in German? Fahfrompoopin"
"French Army That's it. That's the joke."
"That's a nice sham-wow you got there... It would be a shame if someone replaced the wow with the letter e"
"Me: yeah, I'm not going to make it in today. Boss:of course, this snow is crazy. Me: Snow?"