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Joke of the Day

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks: ""How much for a beer?"" The bartender replies: ""For you? No charge."""

"The strip club around the corner got its liquor license revoked. I'll still go there for breakfast, but I'll have to order the regular OJ."

"What do you call the moisture build-up between two cousins having sex? Relative humidity"

"""97% of the world's population is homosexual."" - survey based on YouTube comments"

"Every time I think I've parallel parked in a space the size of a shoebox, I get out and find it's the length of two football fields"

"I upset a Jehovah's Witness at work today... ...he started telling me a knock-knock joke, but I wouldn't answer."

"[1st day in Senate] Me: I'm against genetic engineering Scientist: We've developed kids w/ volume knobs Me: How much funding do you need"

"Why couldn't the stoner simplify his binomials in front of the class? Because a watched pothead never FOILS."

"This might be a bit rascist: What do you call an African American Houdini? Black Magic"

"Whenever someone says ""I don't have a horse in that race"" I respond with ""You don't have a horse at all, Reggie. You have a cat & diabetes."""