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Joke of the Day

"What is your favorite ""My dick is so big.."" joke? Mine is, ""My dick is so big that, at the movie theater, popcorn comes in small, medium, large and my dick."""

"If I were to tell you that we might go to war with friendly countries soon, well... allied."

"Why are families only allowed 1 child in China? The government is opposed to euthanasia."

"sheep: ""why do we all look the same?"" other sheep: ""it freaks me out tbh"" another sheep: ""i dont even know which one of us is me"""

"I asked my grandfather for sex advice. He said, ""Slow down, you're going too fast."""

"Congratulations West Ham The only club named after two things that ISIS hate."

"I wonder if strippers have nightmares about accidently going to work fully clothed."

"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there."

"Q( - _-)________o__Q(-_ - ) Asian Ping Pong Match"

"I'm trying to write a racist joke, but... Everything I come up with is borderline offensive."