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Joke of the Day

"at the gym...what machine can i use to impress a lady??..gym instructor:try d atm machine by the road.."

"Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil? Because the women are not allowed to drive."

"Why is Santa's sack so large? Because he only comes once a year."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Asa ! Asa who ! Asa-int amongst men !"

"Damn girl, are you Chile? ""Why, because I'm tall and thin?"" ""No, because you make my vagina as dry as the Atacama desert."""

"What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man."

"Starbucks job interview: ""What's your name?"" ""Alyssa"" ""Spell that please"" ""L A R I S S A"" ""When can you start?"""

"Old man first world problem I can't use a fleshlight without first using viagara"

"Which knight of the round table had Diabetes? Sir Lance-a-lot"

"What does the shy little pebble wish for? To be a little Bolder."