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Joke of the Day

"Because Washington passed gay marriage today I threw my human wife in the garbage, fucked 2 donkeys & married a rotisserie chicken."

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the person whose name I've forgotten."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tits a lot"

"What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show? 19 Kids and Counting"

"Now I know why girls call me handsome If a threesome is with three, and a twosome is with two, now I know why they call me handsome :)"

"How do you piss off an entire community with one word? [Deleted]"

"Guys: What should you do if you drop your wallet in San Francisco? Kick that shit to Oakland!!"

"Hippy walks into a bar The barman says ""Sorry, we don't serve free spirits"""

"What type of math is dead? Aerith-matic.."

"There's a procrastinators contest First to claim the prize wins"