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Joke of the Day

"I can't have teamwork at League of Legends because... the only people listening to my calls are the NSA."

"Seeing as Rick Parfitt has died, does that mean... ...that the Status Quo has not been maintained?"

"What piece of furniture can you always trust? A Reputable."

"My boyfriend is the best cook With only two nuts, a sausage and some milk he can fill my stomach for 9 months."

"Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct."

"Guys, I think Trump's immigration policies just might work China built a wall and they have like, no Mexicans."

"Have you heard that Magnesium is dating Oxygen? OMg"

"[REQUEST] Jokes about tall people ?"

"Indians will wait 25 years to have sex but not 25 seconds for the traffic signal to turn green."

"Waiter there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup the fly should be wading"