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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it."
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"Interesting how u totally lose track of ur age after 21. Nothing to look forward to until 31, when u can legally own a donkey in a bathtub."
"What do you call a snobby criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending"
"why is it called bacon if you fry it"
"There sure are alot of the_Donald posts on the front page It sure makes me glad that 14 year olds can't vote."
"After I die, I want someone to periodically log in as me so it looks like I'm haunting Facebook."
"What do you get when you intersect two planes? A national travesty."
"Beware of Advice from Successful People They don't want company."
"I went to the zoo today, but it only had one animal! It was a Shitzu ... I'll see myself out edit: apparantly this is another common repost which I have never seen. Oh well, I like it."
"Back in my day, we didn't have computers or the internet. Guys would have to walk uphill for days to tell me I'm gay."