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Joke of the Day

"I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens."

"Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza? Because there wasn't mushroom on it."

"Why did the lesbian cross the street? She was emo."

"Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock... [who's there] Not sally"

"*puts on shirt* *shirt rips because of my muscles* *gets yelled at for ruining 5yo's shirt*"

"How does the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty. (This was told to me by an old man I cut off with my grocery cart at the grocery store)."

"Why Donald Trump might win the election but resign on the first day? He finds out he has to move in to a small house in a black neighborhood!"

"What did the tsunami say to Japan? .. ... nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all."

"If a seagull lives by the sea... If a seagull lives by the sea, what do you call a bird that lives by the bay? A Bay Gull"

"Baby's first knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? HaHa! You're never going to get this one!"