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Joke of the Day

"I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens."

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"What's the difference between Males and Females? An iron."
"Lost my Droid for an hour. The day I lost my daughter at the zoo is now the second most terrifying experience of my life."
"I woke up to the ghost of Gloriya Gaynor in my room last night At first I was afraid, I was petrified..."
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"Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye deer (No idea) Q: What do you call a quadriplegic deer with no eyes? A: Still, no eye deer. (Still no idea)"
"""Girl, if I have to put my love for you in numbers..."" It will be cincuentas."
"One time Bill Murray came up to me at a Wendys, took a fry off my tray, ate it, looked me dead in the eyes and said ""Nobody's going to believe you"""
"Confucius Say Man who run behind car get exhausted But man who run in front of car get tired."
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