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Joke of the Day
"Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock... [who's there] Not sally"
Next Joke
"Why do the French not pronounce ""h"" at the beginning of words? *with a French accent* Because they hate it."
"Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once Upon A Time......last night......I had a few drinks and......borrowed your credit card."
"I understand the beautiful part, Cover Girl. But isn't ""easy breezy"" just another way to say ""slutty and flatulent?"""
"What can you find between the toes of the African elephant? Slow Africans."
"What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !"
"Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they'd be bagels"
"What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar? May I push your stool in?"
"[NSFW] How did the Redneck mother know that her daughter was having her period? Grandpa's dick tasted funny."
"For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber."