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Joke of the Day
"What did the tsunami say to Japan? .. ... nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all."
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"Cat knocks over coffee Me.... Cat.... Me... Cat.... Me: well? Cat.... Me.... Cat: (Russian accent) I admit to nothing. Jumps down"
"Marriage. Because otherwise hating someone for turning the page of a newspaper too loudly would seem absurd"
"What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire? ""I'm getting the fudge outta here!"""
"What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you."
"Since we're talking about Michael Jackson--- What did the guy say to MJ at the beach? Get out of my son."
"My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties. He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived."
"Chemistry Joke Potassium and Oxygen went on a date. It was OK."
"Before I Die, I Want My Last Words To Be "" I Burried The Million Dollars Under The..."""
"Did ya hear that the price of coal is so high Santa can't afford to give it away anymore? All of the bad kids are stuck trying to steal oil."