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Joke of the Day

"What did the tsunami say to Japan? .. ... nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all."

"If a bro works out but doesn't see himself in a mirror, does the bro really work out?"

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Aids."

"There has to be a line where 9/11 jokes aren't funny anymore... For me it's somewhere around the 70th floor. I'm sorry, I know that was terrible. I'll see myself out."

"I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always."

"Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college I don't think I can ever pay you back."

"I'm writing a television series which involves everyone smoking dope. It's a mellow drama."

"This post will give you wings... because you just read bull."

"Put the punchline in the title How to ruin a joke."

"What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs? Sperm banks."