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Joke of the Day

"How does the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty. (This was told to me by an old man I cut off with my grocery cart at the grocery store)."

"What did the man quietly say to himself after farting in a crowded elevator? Thanks a lot, asshole."

"How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb? They don't have to change the light bulb, they buy LED's.....My first original joke submitted to reddit! Hope you like :)"

"Everyone's a genius until faced with an alien coffee maker"

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob"

"Airport moving sidewalks are great for when you only want to feel like George Jetson for 10 seconds before you're back to Fred Flintstone."

"Guys who say they like girls who don't wear makeup really mean they like girls that look really hot without the help of makeup."

"How Long is a Chinaman"

"What is the difference between a human and a potato? Time"

"On Monday nights, I give my plants the pleasure of a striptease show by watering them with ice cubes."